The Ontological Disproof of the Existence of God
I. God has the perfect set of knockers.
II. That’s just too good to be true.
III. God does not exist.
Discussion: We can conceive of a substance with the perfect set of knockers. This substance would probably also have all the other good attributes. It would exist everywhere and be infinite. In our miserable lives in which we run into so many knockers that just miss we know that such a conception is just a pipe dream. Therefore by modus tollens either God does not have the perfect set of knockers, which is untrue by definition, or God does not exist.